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9/14/2011
Entry the 74th: Hey do you remember... Coloured Ketchup?
Looks like Barney's diarrhea
Fuck coloured ketchup
Tomato flavoured vomit
SUCH a bad idea
*And now a video about ketchup that definitely won't be a waste of your precious time
9/12/2011
9/07/2011
Entry the 72nd: Instagram
By acknowledging its existence, I just made this hipster uncool.
Take a photograph
Distort colour and add blur
INSTA-HIPSTER PIC!
*An example of Instagram magic:
Left: Normal picture of me. Right: Same picture, except slightly more "nonchalant" about the irony of life.
9/06/2011
Entry the 71st: "Girls Doing Shit Better Than You: Yo-yo Edition"
You can "Walk the Dog"?
That's nice... but Ann Connolly,
She'll fuck your shit UP
*"FUCK your walk the dog!" -Ann
9/01/2011
Entry the 70th: Crazy Ass Dancing, Then & Now.
The Lindy Hop & Daggering... Hormones are hormones, I guess...
No matter the year
Always will there be a dance
Horny kids will love
*EXAMPLES... if you please...
"Oh I would LOVE to learn how to do that!"... CERTAINLY!
8/29/2011
Entry the 69th: I Wish I Had My Lego Collection Again...
First, build some shit up
Then, take that lame shit apart
Then, build a spaceship
*Or... build a GIANT FUCKING AIRCRAFT CARRIER!
8/28/2011
Entry the 68th: 6-Pack Abs DOES NOT = Fitness
8/25/2011
Entry the 67th: Yes, I read: "The Average American Male"
Hahaha... boobs.
Do you like swearing?
Need the blunt truth on (some) men?
Then this book's for you!
... Just read the first chapter, and you'll get it.
*Bonus Content
8/23/2011
Entry the 66th: I Work With A LOT of Rude Seniors.
Ruth here enjoys knitting and caring for her two cats... and is also a stone cold racist.
Such hate in their hearts,
BUT always remember this:
They're just really old.
*THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
... Well, at least they aren't kids.
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